Dreaming In Red

Title: Hold
Notes: Set in the end of ms_elegante , before the big battle with The End.
Warnings: Very strongly implied CLANG CLANG CLANG robosex. Of the Ironhide/Ratchet variety.

(And here it is.)

Title: Field Work
Universe: Transformers, Movie-Verse. Before the first film.
Characters: Ironhide, Sideswipe. A big fat Decepticon.
Rating: A FOR ACTION
Notes:
This is what happens when I read too much of TVTropes. I clicked on their Papa Wolf trope, and... this ensued. Also because vertiline_rpg posted their own trope page, and Ironhide fell under the Papa Wolf category. So did TFA Ratchet, MoviePrime, Booth from Bones and someone from straya 's Rex show. Go figure.

So I wrote more headcanon.



( There's a reason Ironhide trains new recruits... )

So, for Christmas, I received the entire G1 series of Transformers. You know, the horrible, plot-hole ridden 80's series with the glorious voice talents of Peter Cullen and Frank Welker. Where Starscream constantly undermines Megatron's authority, and Megatron is just badass enough to disregard him each and every time... yet still come out making Starscream look like an idiot.

But when I put the first DVD in today, I came to a horrible realization.

The entire thing... was in... CHINESE.

Of all the languages, it had to be in CHINESE. Japanese, I could have gotten by. Chinese, I have no bloody clue WTF anyone is even remotely saying.

I was about ready to cry, but my Roommate saved the day with the Audio option on my DVD player. I think I need to like, bake her a cake or something. Now I can enjoy all my beloved robots before the 80's movie killed them off.

sdfdskj Ironhide was such a hick XD A gun-toting hick. God I ♥ him so hard.




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TWO HOURS UNTIL NIN.